Haende hoch, everybody!
My name is Ol1 and I'm an andorid double of well known UNIX guru Oleg Girko.
Now I have a hard work to play his role in this
cold country since one has left us some time ago, but nobody should
know about that.
Traditions
The life of android is not very easy, more than I should hide my true nature
from people around me. I have few friends -
also androids and our most
common business is special rituals with
special androids music
and
special androids dances.
Health & Recreation
As far as androids are not as perfecr as human beings the significant part of
my life is repairing and lubrication of organism. After that we are ready
for party.
Most interesting, exciting and favourite business of androids is to
pick-up sexy girls -
we are very successful in this business as far
as we have a perfect sense of rhythm, are experts in various kinds
of music and, in particular, due to some features in organism structure.
The Future
It's a top secret but there exists an International Androids Party -
our programme includes only one item World Wide Revolution against
people and eternal rulership of our race. If you would like
to join - contact us.
In order you to be ready for initition procedure you have to prepare.
The most efficient way is to listen out hymn all day long.
Try it now!
The Future